thefandomtolllbooth:

antoinetriplett:

jolivet:

spaceman-v-spiff:

nescientes:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

He is like the original steve-o

(via khaleesi-lifts)

khaleesi-lifts:

Basically these are gonna be my “before” pictures because I know my body really isn’t going to change all that much between now and when I get to college and start lifting again.

lulz-time:

sirigglesworth:
OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

lulz-time:

sirigglesworth:

OMG she looks like SpongeBob from the Mac&Cheese box…

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(Source: torritron, via captainjaymerica)

Last set of 285x3 from today.

Probably didnt need the belt, but since it was my 10th set I figured why not.

I was really in my groove this set, and it was very apparent in the videos of my other sets when I wasnt.

Everything moved so well that I paused my last rep.

After a brief hiatus, week 2 of Smolov Jr. is complete.

countrepsnotcalories:

dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

In my opinion, everyone should work in retail or the food industry at least once in their lives. I never treat employees badly because of everything I had to go through with ridiculous customers.

^absolutely, its an important experience

(Source: cady94)

surge-to-new-levels:

truestrength525:

Is it bad that I seriously have to refrain from openly laughing at some people working out at my gym?

This is just ridiculous Im convinced they have no idea what they’re doing

We all started somewhere. I used to quarter squat in the smith machine. It’s okay, with time we learn.

Im talking about using machines in ridiculous ways, and/or using so much momentum that I cant tell if they’re even working the right muscles.

I dont get too fed up about other people’s squat depth though, especially in commercial gyms where no one is training to be a powerlifter.

Like, if one dude wants to half squat in a smith machine I don’t even bat an eye because he’s doing his routine and its probably not strength based, so it doesnt matter to him. The only time I care about depth, and smith machine use, is if someone calls themselves a powerlifter.

Is it bad that I seriously have to refrain from openly laughing at some people working out at my gym?

This is just ridiculous Im convinced they have no idea what they’re doing

fitwordnerd:

dicy132:

303 squat, 143 bench, and 308 deadlift at 138 body weight.

Dicy is an unequivocal badass. So inspiring!

fitwordnerd:

dicy132:

303 squat, 143 bench, and 308 deadlift at 138 body weight.

Dicy is an unequivocal badass. So inspiring!

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building-an-unstoppable-fist:

swolizard:

angryblackman:

reallymang:

naughty-little-psychopath:

sexpostion:

powderedtoastman1989:

camillea1:

thebestofbothworldz:

Everyone should have kids outside of their own race.

Having two parents of the same race (White + White or Black +Black) is pretty much genetic incest. Nothing new is gained, just the same old regular shit passed on. Pure bloods are inbreds.

Black people tend to call black men “brothers” and black women “sisters”. I know it is more of a symbolic thing, but it got me thinking. I would not want to fuck my brother if I had one. So honestly, dating in your own race, whatever it may be, sounds like incest to me.

Remember kids, to keep the bloodline pure, you have to inbreed. Making babies with our own kind might have been fine 10,000 years ago.

But now we can travel, and have many cultures living in the same areas. No need to stick to our own anymore. Get out there and mix it up.

That is why I had kids with a man outside my race. Genetic diversity.

👍👍👍👍

Couldn’t of said it better myself

Totally agree

Im mixed ^.^; black and white and I think interracial dating is very important, plus the children always end up coming out so beautiful and unique.

[GAGGING INTENSIFIES] 

Having two parents of the same race (White + White or Black +Black) is pretty much genetic incest”

Remember kids, to keep the bloodline pure, you have to inbreed. Making babies with our own kind might have been fine 10,000 years ago.”

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people are so fucking stupid

some of the dumbest shit i ever read. get this pseudo science shit outta here.

^i thought this was a fucking troll at first, jesus christ, then people started agreeing with it